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13

May

Parents:
Don't forget to make us proud
Friends:
Don't forget to socialize
Teachers:
Don't forget to get A's
Strangers:
Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex:
Don't forget to look good
Society:
Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr:
Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today

pigwidgeon13:

teaburger:

The three different kinds of exam takers.

#in which i am harry

and in the moment, i swear we were all harry.

(Source: tireds)

When your teacher makes a mistake checking your paper.

alyssaemilie:

the little mermaid (1989)

alyssaemilie:

the little mermaid (1989)

(Source: mermaidcunt)

royeah:

Sith just got real

royeah:

Sith just got real

(Source: dirtdart)

(Source: danielodowd)

icy-brunette:

AWWWWWWWWWWWWW

icy-brunette:

AWWWWWWWWWWWWW

(Source: although)

chazzthejazz:

theamericankid:

OK OK I’LL STAHP 

I don’t usually reblog cats, but look at the change of heart at the end.
“Why I oughta use these claws of death and just….oh, nevermind.”

chazzthejazz:

theamericankid:

OK OK I’LL STAHP

I don’t usually reblog cats, but look at the change of heart at the end.

“Why I oughta use these claws of death and just….oh, nevermind.”

(Source: autarque)

the-hashslingingslasher:

rawshyt:

THE POWER OF THE VAGINA
look at the gravitational pull of her vagina! he gets sucked right into it

Amazing.



omfg dat ass grab yo

the-hashslingingslasher:

rawshyt:

THE POWER OF THE VAGINA

look at the gravitational pull of her vagina! he gets sucked right into it

Amazing.

omfg dat ass grab yo

goatmusk:

i always feel inclined to reblog this because it is literally the best hair flip in the history of hair flips

goatmusk:

i always feel inclined to reblog this because it is literally the best hair flip in the history of hair flips

(Source: dolaredola)

(Source: hxlpless)