kites&kandy

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via iqnoranceisbliss

Parents:: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends:: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers:: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers:: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex:: Don't forget to look good
Society:: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr:: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today

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via drunkonnyou

pigwidgeon13:

teaburger:

The three different kinds of exam takers.

#in which i am harry

and in the moment, i swear we were all harry.

(Source: andtheyllnevereverevercatchme)

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sodamnrelatable:

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alyssaemilie:

the little mermaid (1989)

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royeah:

Sith just got real

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(Source: danielodowd)

icy-brunette:

AWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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chazzthejazz:

theamericankid:

OK OK I’LL STAHP

I don’t usually reblog cats, but look at the change of heart at the end.

“Why I oughta use these claws of death and just….oh, nevermind.”